Her: I got you something!
Me: really(excited)!? wait... (wary)is it a kick in the head?
Her: nooooooo
Me: Because
last time you said that...Her: No! it's not. I bought it a year ago and have been saving it for you.
Me: Really!? (excited) what it is!?
Her: here!
...
Jungle Panda.
No one is safe.
This is how I know she cares.
...aaaaand I got one for him! With weapons! (Cause you said he does weapons)
ReplyDeleteSee, I listen!
dude, the weapons on this bear are a shredder/wolverine claw and what looks like a billy-club.
ReplyDeletewho trains on either of those weapons!?
:P
Kidding. We love the pandas.
As if a Billy club is so far off from that dan gong baton. It`s a stick, dude!
ReplyDeleteAnd don`t try to tell me you wouldn`t enjoy having wolverine claws...
Jungle pandas need love too (like their cousins on the island of misfit toys) ...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.epicfail.com/tag/jungle-panda/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolph_the_Red-Nosed_Reindeer_(TV_special)#The_Island_of_Misfit_Toys