(comic) relief

Me vs. Solitude

Me: Hey solitude. I sure love you.
Solitude: Sure you do. You spend so much time with me. You just looooove me.
Me: Why you gotta be so sarcastic all the time?
Solitude: Hm? sarcastic? me? I'm not sarcastic. I'm just bleeding away the prime years of your life behind your back and you haven't even noticed.
Me: What are you talking about?
Solitude: Oh nothing. Just... suckin' yer blood while ya sleep, that's all.
Me: What!?!?!
Solitude: Nothing! *innocent whistles* Just... thinking you're going to die alone.
Me: WTF!? ... fine. I'll go make friends.
Solitude:......

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Solitude: SHEILA!!!!! I MISS YOOOOOU
Me: What the hell!? This was YOUR idea!? I only made these friends to shut your stupid mouth!
Solitude: BUT I NEEEEEEEEEEEED YOOOOUUUU!
Me: mother..Fu... GOD dammit. Why are you so CLINGY!?
Solitude: *sniff* come baaaack.
Me:... no
Solitude: Please?
Me: No. I'm having fun out here.
Solitude: I'll kill this puppy unless you come home.
Me:.... F@ck

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Solitude: You DO love me!!
Me: Ugh. Stop cuddling my feet like that.