Him: wanna help me take the garbage and recycling out? There's lots.
Me: sure- let me put a coat on.
*he wanders away. I hear rummaging in the other room*
Him: I'm going to take this apart!
Me: What?
Him: This sword! I'm not keeping it. I'm going to take it apart.
Me: ... now?
Him: YES!
Me: So... no garbage?
Him: IN A MINUTE
*more rummaging*
Him: Never mind... it's not a full tang. This is disappointing.
Me:...
Him: I've been secretly hoping this was an awesome sword all along. It's not. Garbage run?
...
Yes.
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